We have a girlfriend (you know who you are) who had a boyfriend that had a lot of common interests - drinking cocktails, sun baking and shopping at the local mall. And no he wasn't gay.
So although we think you might feel a bit like a tool going to a bar and ordering a 'fluffy duck' hey, you might be trying to impress the ladies with your sensitive side and in depth knowledge of girly drinks..
You'll need to make one of these at home...
What better way to reward a cold afternoon on your knees on hard stones in too big gloves battling weeds than with a cocktail. And even if you haven't really done anything that needs rewarding, pomegranates are in season, so you can use the real deal right now. 
Ok. This cocktail is not actually called a Circus Monkey but in fact an Emerald. But it's banana flavoured and monkey's like banana's and monkeys are in circuses and our theme today is the circus and so here we are.
Drinking a Tom Collins always makes me feel like I'm out sailing on an old timber boat, a touch sunburnt and in dire need of refreshment...
We've decided that this cocktail sounds full of antioxidants and so wonderfully healthy that we're confident you could replace it for liquids in a detox diet. Well diet of sorts...
